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Sep112014

Crossbows, Tomahawks, Harpoons And Saws - The Perfect Ride For The Zombie Apocalypse

This insane survival bike could keep you alive when the world is ending... Now this is what our own #33 needs to have in his garage. I can picture him roosting and blasting any Zombie that tries to pass.
 

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May we introduce The Survival Bike: Black Ops Editon. It boasts a crossbow, tomahawk, blade saw and a harpoon to stop the zombies using your blood as salsa, and also provides the all-important fuel storage that will keep you alive for longer.

If this isn’t enough, there’s a shovel, climbing gear, lights and a load of tools in there too, and the suspension looks good enough that you could get a bit of downhill done if you had some spare time.

The price of the survival ride hasn’t been released, but if the zombie apocalypse does come anytime soon, it’s probably worth breaking out the savings and getting one while they last.


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